What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 15:24

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

No way

Minds and Behinds

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

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Unacceptable again!

No, not a chance

Still no good

What are the pros and cons of arranged marriages?

Everyone loved it.

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

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Next, they tried...

Hysterias & Posteriors

Just Forget it!

What are your thoughts on a Russian poetry prize banning entries from transgender people? Why is Russia so transphobic?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

So they tried

Still no good.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Thumbs down again.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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share office space ...

Then came..

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Another attempt resulted in ...

Catatonics & High Colonics

What is the message of Ex Machina?

So, the docs changed it to read

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?

They put up a sign reading

Freaks and Cheeks

No go.

Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Nuts and Butts

What are some ways to determine if a project is legitimate in the call center industry?