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No way
Minds and Behinds
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Unacceptable again!
No, not a chance
Still no good
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Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Next, they tried...
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
So they tried
Still no good.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Thumbs down again.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
share office space ...
Then came..
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
What is the message of Ex Machina?
So, the docs changed it to read
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Have you ever dealt with a Christian narcissist?
They put up a sign reading
Freaks and Cheeks
No go.
Have you ever had a scary dream about a loved one or friend soon after their death?
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Nuts and Butts
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